11 Year Old

Origins
The 11 Year Old was first discovered by Guy Weapons Heavy on the 25th September 2021, and since then, the two have had a rocky and questionable relationship. The two were destined to meet once more and on October 1st 2021, they would do so again, this time the outcome having far more grave consequences.

The First Encounter
It was a regular day for The Adonis who was out for a stroll-which was part of his gruelling exercise regime- when he passed a Children's Park, his monthly quota already fulfilled, The Adonis had no need to alleviate any of the products from the Park, and so continued on past. Halfway across the park, The Adonis was accosted by a set of children-"The Gruesome Twosome" Guy wittily called them in a following interview with the press. It was one of these children who then enquired as to whether or not Guy's foreskin was present with him, to which The Adonis Characteristically unrattled by such a question, replied yes. The latter half of Dumb & Dumber than followed up this question by asking why he had foreskin, to which The Adonis cleverly replied, because he was not Jewish.

This rattled the pair, giving The Adonis time to remove himself from the situation and continue his Sigma Grindset.

The Last Encounter
It was another day of regularity for The Adonis-although a day of regularity for The Adonis is far better than most people's best days-and he was walking along, minding his immensely important business, when he was accosted by "The Gruesome Twosome" once more, who were viciously play-fighting at the local bus stop-A form of transport, The Adonis thought, that was well above them both hierarchically and financially but he said nothing. As The Adonis made his way past them, The Foreskin Enquirer himself tried to accost The Adonis and even attempted to instigate physical conflict, but The Adonis was above such matters and just carried on past, ignoring the child who was closer to a Gnome or some other type of garden ornament in terms of height than human. The only acknowledgement The Adonis gave was a thumbs up of encouragement as he made his way past. The Adonis' characteristically cool, calm and collected response to this attempted accostment infuriated the garden ornament who flew into a rage and started to push The Adonis in the back. These actions were unnoticed for several seconds as The Adonis thought it was just the wind picking up, but as soon as The Adonis realised, that was when the gnome got into really big trouble.

The Transcript From The Police Interview Approx 2 Hours After The Last Encounter:
. Police Interview Transcript Volume 1