The First Episode

Skyfoogle proceeds to burst into the room where all the Moon-Lord slaying better males are congregating and congratulating themselves over a moderately difficult task at best. The better males then proceed to look round in shock and wonder how this mass that stands before them managed to climb three flights of stairs before promptly remembering there was an elevator and making a mental note to call the repairman later. Skyfoogle proceeds to stand there watching and then to the horror of everyone around him, he starts to mumble rap. It’s the worst thing humanity has ever heard and as the ears of everyone in a 7 and ¾ mile radius start to bleed and start to beg for a release to this, it stops. Silence fills the room and for a moment there is a moment of relaxation until they realise all that “rapping” had caused Skyfoogle to be out of breath for a few moments. The group thinks this is their chance and try their best to get up from their chairs but a lifetime of being a better male has taken its toll and they find their flesh has amalgamated to the cheap plastic. They are stuck, unable to save themselves from the impending doom.

They close their eyes and wait. They feel the building shake as Skyfoogle shuffles towards them, semi-automatic rifle in hand, he takes aim at the group, sweat pouring down his face from all the walking and prepares to pull the trigger, but he hears something. Footsteps. They are the steps of an Alpha, a 6’3 Alpha with 6’3s worth of rippling man meat along with. The steps are accompanied by a faint swishing that can only be achieved through the wearing of skinny jeans, no doubt to showcase his assets. This Adonis makes his way to the door and stands in the doorway, almost consuming the doorway through his sheer height, this consumption was similar to Skyfoogle’s consumption of the doorway, but it was through width and girth rather than sheer height. The Adonis makes his way towards Skyfoogle, who has been reduced to a trembling mess as he realises what was going to happen.

The Adonis has to bend down to meet Skyfoogle's gaze and whispers one sentence into his ear: “Here’s your chance, are you going to say that to me in real life?” These words fill Skyfoogle’s ears and grease ridden mind with fear and terror and he dives through the window, taking half the wall in the process, his legs moving faster than they’ve ever moved until he turns into a mere speck in the distance which does take some time. The better males had been frozen in place during this and just about manage to lift their gaze to this mysterious Adonis who tips his fedora that has magically appeared, and walks out, the swishing of the skinny jeans echoing through the building for a time until silence returns once again.