Guy Weapons Heavy Ranking Explained

Context
This page is being implemented as a precautionary measure in case distrust and/or treason presents itself within The Adonis' community in which case this shall be the referral page to counter any attempted discrediting of The Adonis himself.

The Tier
Tier-A was given to The Adonis, using The Hierarchy system.

Strength
The Adonis is a man of great strength and toughness, being able to resist the blows of The Mountain, one of the physically strongest characters in The Guy Weapons Heavy Universe, a feat that no other character, except maybe The Godly Dave String Man is able to replicate. The Adonis' physical strength is also proven through his at least parity with The Mountain's Strength who himself has claimed to be able to do 15 push-ups. Although this exact feat has never been seen, The Adonis himself has seen The Mountain in action and saw him effortlessly struggle doing 10 push-ups with the only visible strain being his barely detectable heavy panting and inability to get up. So therefore it is a safe bet that The Adonis is capable of at least matching this feat if not surpassing it, therefore The Adonis must be awarded the highest possible marks in this area.

Stature
The Adonis' almost endless verticality allows him to reach even the highest of places and gives a combat bonus due to the extra reach, a bonus that few possess. This almost limitless verticality officially makes The Adonis the tallest entity in The Universe, a feature that makes the joke "how's the weather up there" redundant due to The Adonis passing all layers of The Earth's atmosphere, therefore The Adonis must be awarded the highest possible marks in this area.

Charisma
The Adonis is well known for his charm and affability, qualities which make him extremely pleasant company to all that are fortunate enough to experience it. However, The Adonis is not afraid to lay down the law when necessary, such as his clarification of what he was exchanging for goods and services-"This is money" being the exact phrase used. This clearly shows a firmer side to The Adonis' nature and only serves to emphasise how well-rounded The Adonis is as a person, therefore The Adonis must be awarded the highest possible marks in this area.

Intelligence
The Adonis' fierce intelligence is well-known within the Guy Weapons Heavy Universe and is arguably his strongest attribute, potentially rivalling Dave String Man in Canon and surpassing him in Legends. This Adonis has a Canon IQ of 124, making him the most intelligent character in The GWHU, aside from Dave String Man himself. Legends Adonis is even stronger with a reported IQ of 143, making him the smartest person in the known universe and likely beyond it. Therefore The Adonis must be awarded the highest possible marks in this area.

Intelligence-Knowledge
The Adonis is frequently described as being "A walking library", although The Adonis humbly refutes this, stating his knowledge transcended the contents of a library long ago. The Adonis' incredible knowledge of his own limitations showcases just how deep his understanding of reality is, therefore The Adonis must be awarded the highest possible marks in this area.

Societal Recognition
The Adonis runs an immensely successful social media account and is even considering retiring early due to the immense wealth he has attained from it. The Adonis has even been recognised in the street, although he has not as of yet been asked for an autograph. The Adonis' charisma has undoubtedly played a part in his success and showcases how well-suited The Adonis is as an Influencer. Therefore The Adonis must be awarded the highest possible marks in this area.

Humour
The Adonis is arguably the wittiest and funniest character in The GWHU, with the only character even close to possessing his level of wit being Skyfoogle, who himself is a man of great humour creation. The Adonis has often been approached to do stand-up comedy in some of the classiest establishments in the world although he has humbly declined these offers, undoubtedly due to self-effacement. Therefore The Adonis must be awarded the highest possible marks in this area.

Humour-Implementation
The Adonis' unrivalled comedic timing and delivery would already show parity with Skyfoogle, however The Adonis also has immense self-control and can remain stoic even in the most comedic of situations, as cool as a cucumber even. This immense self-control scales The Adonis past even the likes of Skyfoogle and places The Adonis above even Tier-S and into The Cosmic Tier, rendering him the only character that has an attribute in The Cosmic Tier. Therefore The Adonis must be awarded the highest possible marks in this area.

Modesty
The Adonis may genuinely be the most modest person to ever live or who ever has lived. This man is incapable of taking compliments and is the epitome of self-effacement, to such an extent The Adonis doesn't even consider himself competent at almost anything, this has been known to cause frustration with his peers as they want him to stop selling himself short which is impossible anyway due to his immense Stature but there you go. Therefore The Adonis must be awarded the highest possible marks in this area, although undoubtedly he would say he wasn't worthy of this recognition, modest Guy that he is.

Humbleness
The Adonis' humble and salt of the Earth nature has already been proved, so it would be unnecessary to go over it again. However The Adonis' response to praise and criticism must be addressed which it shall be now: The Adonis receives endless praise on a day to day basis, yet he never lets it get to his head in any way, humble Guy that he is. Although rarer than a blue moon that has won the lottery, The Adonis has received criticism which he has taken in his stride and has used to better himself as a person, salt of the earth is not a strong enough description for The Adonis, therefore The Adonis must be awarded the highest possible marks in this area, although undoubtedly he would say he wasn't deserving of this recognition, modest Guy that he is.